7. There are more wholesome halftime activities available, though. The Puppy Bowl also returns for a sixth go-round on Animal Planet. If you've never seen it, I could tell you that it features a group of puppies running around in a football-themed pen, but that doesn't come anywhere near capturing the insane levels of cuteness that will be achieved. If you don't smile when watching the Puppy Bowl, you may need medical attention. Or your team might be down 30 at halftime.
What's the Puppy Bowl about? Adoption, Adoption, Adoption. We all owe Puppy Bowl Referee Andrew Schechter a huge thank-you for saying that over and over and over.