Monday, April 13, 2009

From a friend, today...

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never say its not quite as good as his mother's...

.... then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,for as long and wherever you want...

....then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...

....then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and who you can push off if he snores...

...then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually...

...then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand...

If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...

...

...

...

...


...then adopt a cat!

2 comments:

Zuleme said...

At the end of the day when I call my felines, they both come running. They have a large cat fenced in area to run in so they are tired, hungry and happy to sit with us through a re run of Law and Order.
At night they love to sleep in my arms.
And they are self cleaning.
Love them kittehs.

Wildrun said...

Ha! Ivan actually enjoys his Netflix and sleeps faithfully by me every night. I found the joke amusing because I thought it was going to be a man-bashing punchline.